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04 Jun 2026 07:40:01
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03 Jun 2026 17:04:07
Trying to get our season tickets, relocating to the Doug Ellis, complete nightmare. Supposed to be no matter where you move you pay N Stand prices, but nobody appears to have told the WiFi HaHa.

Only giving us Doug Ellis prices, at the moment. Of course you can’t ask or talk to anybody. Typical Villa, they don’t make anything easy, you can’t ask bet we’re not the only ones, having all this happening. UTV.

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01 Jun 2026 19:41:54
I know this is like playing Football Manager, but if the rumours are right about City wanting to take Rogers back, how about us taking Marmoush plus a cash adjustment and using that plus a chunk of the £100 million to sign MGW and Rashford? Ok we lose Rogers but in terms of the squad I think we would probably be stronger.

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01 Jun 2026 16:01:56
Arse want Rodger’s tell them £150 million or no deal or £130 million plus Ben White and Nwarini.

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01 Jun 2026 08:15:01
John Stones anyone?

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01 Jun 2026 09:00:56
No, we need squad age dwn, not higher.

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02 Jun 2026 11:25:16
Agree, Jonny. However, look at Lindelof. Experience is still an invaluable commodity if the quality is there.

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02 Jun 2026 13:18:00
True, but he was a free last season, and we had PSR problems this transfer window. We don't have PSR worries.

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02 Jun 2026 21:06:06
No, but we have SCR issues, unfortunately.

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Rangers and the Dutch-Belgian Squad Blueprint

01 Jun 2026 07:39:03
{Ed's Note - EHL2020 has posted a new article entitled, Rangers and the Dutch-Belgian Squad Blueprint

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Allez Allez Allez - Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead!

31 May 2026 21:03:03
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new video entitled entitled, Allez Allez Allez - Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead!}

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31 May 2026 19:43:27
Saw a post on another site earlier, saying about Cisse, the lad of ours playin for LASK in Austria. Right sided centre half, or defensive mid, he’s been getting rave reports. I know it’s a different league but he looks good. To be honest I’d forgotten about him, but looked up YouTube, and was pleasantly surprised just how good he looked.

Good feet, strong and plays a great ball out of defence. We have quite a few of these kids, who are now developing and are well worth having a look at. You only need a couple of these kids to be good enough, and you’ve saved millions. UTV.

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31 May 2026 21:56:28
Agree Dave, the only thing Unai needs to do is promote our youth, reserves, academy players. Im not having it that none of them rnt any good. Unai did at Arsenal with Saka n Smith Rowe.

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31 May 2026 15:13:51
I thought the Arsenal parade they were gonna be a million people on the streets of London. Looks dead. More people at Villa's parade.

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31 May 2026 18:41:49
Seen lots of Arsenal fans on, the reasons for losing are unbelievable. The only thing I haven’t seen blamed yet are the players. HaHa UTV.

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01 Jun 2026 00:55:23
My favourite part was that Gabriel was the one that missed the all important penalty. Still hard to fathom how bad they were.

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31 May 2026 12:27:29
2 Championship players worth signing Morgan Whittiker from Mboro can play as winger both sides or striker has rapid pace as well. Unai could Unai him like he did Rodgers.
2nd player is Azeeze from Millwall is a baller as well. Ever time I watch him I like wot a see very creative and direct and has pace Hes another Unai coulf work his magic

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31 May 2026 07:08:16
If you get the time, check out a guy from Ajax called Mika Godts, just what we need, 20 y/o Belgian left winger (right footed). Transfermarket has him valued at €35M. They’re calling him the next Eden Hazard. Looks more like a Kinkladze type to me. 🤷🏼‍♂️

UTV.

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https://liverpool-rumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_Ed001.png avatar{Ed001's Note - looks incredible doesn't he?}

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31 May 2026 08:04:46
There's so many young, talented wingers around. It could go either way with them, though; consistency is the problem. From a Villa view, we've had so many over the years that have 1 good game in 10, Bailey & Sancho being an up to date example. Where's all the Robbens & Riberys gone. 🤷🏼‍♂️

UTV.

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31 May 2026 15:01:47
Allstar just had a look at Godts. He looks really good, but as you can imagine, he's linked with everybody.

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31 May 2026 16:43:33
Looks unreal, will be expensive, I'd say.

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31 May 2026 20:09:07
Just watched clips. Get this kid signed up, hes a player we need, would cost alot aswell, hes a big boy aswell for a winger, got loads of tricks, that play maker maverick that we have been missing since Jck left. Ajax always produce good players.

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Where Liverpool's Season Went Wrong Under Slot

31 May 2026 07:39:02
{Ed's Note - PatrikBurgher has posted a new article entitled, Where Liverpool's Season Went Wrong Under Slot

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30 May 2026 20:34:07
Have a go in the final of a major tournament and you'll never know, sit back, defend and hope something drops for you, or get what you deserve, can't wait for the Arteta whinges, you get what you deserve.

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31 May 2026 01:57:20
They didn't deserve to win it. They did defend well, but that was about it. Can't sit back and rely on a 1-0. I thought they would show more ambition; they had nothing to lose after winning the league. Serious trolling online. They really are a very unliked team, I don't know any neutrals that wanted Arsenal to win.
Roll on the Super Cup. UTV.

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30 May 2026 20:24:03
Well it couldn’t happen to a nicer team Haha, the first half it looked like the Black arts was going to work. Hand ball in their first goal, Saka with not one, but a double hand ball in the box, not even looked at. Every throw in taken from yards away from proper place, every trick they’ve got away with all season. Then second half, I think ref got fed up with all the time wasting and messing about. PSG brilliant team, but tonight every corner, free kick was absolute rubbish, I was thinking if they had a Teilamens, what a difference he would have made.

Just shows the season Arsenal have had, when the goalie hadn’t faced any pens.
Don’t know if you’ve seen the list going around, teams who have got away with decisions all season, Arsenal at the top, we were down the bottom. So we face PSG in the cup, if they play like tonight, I would fancy our chances. UTV.

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