Aston Villa Banter Archive July 18 2016

 

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18 Jul 2016 22:41:58
I am not going to pretend my hairdressers, sisters, brothers, uncles mate who works down the chip shop who knows a guy who knows a man that works at villa for possible signing.

Therefore I'm going to put it out there to the flackmeister among others and ask right back, two midfielders and an attacker coming before the season starts. Who are they?



19 Jul 2016 12:42:02
Hang on my potato loving friend, I've never claimed to be in any sort of know!



19 Jul 2016 18:26:18
Potato loving friend? Lol first two words right flack. Not sure about the last word yet ;-)

I'm looking for player suggestions off you my onesie wearing, curry eating, social welfare mate. if we are doing stereotypes my friend lol.



19 Jul 2016 18:28:21
Love ya really flack.



19 Jul 2016 19:44:35
Lol! Have you been watching me on web cam?!

Was only messing mate!
To much stress and bad blood on here at min!



19 Jul 2016 21:00:49
Web cams are too complicated for a simple Irish man like me Flackie.

I'm actually hiding under your bed instead lol.



19 Jul 2016 21:33:16
I'll put the kettle on!



19 Jul 2016 21:50:32
Where do you keep your spare toilet roll? I'd leave it a few minutes before using your bathroom mate ;-b.



19 Jul 2016 22:56:37
Jesus was that you?
Thought the dog had died!



20 Jul 2016 08:48:05
That's what happens when you eat too many potatoes Flackie ;-)



18 Jul 2016 20:36:21
I must say the alarm bell is starting to tinkle a little bit for me and bear in mind i do see the logic in taking time to carefully select players. Even so it is bothering me that we haven't at least signed one good striker! Ås we all saw last term players need time to develop together, especially in a tough league like the Championship. Fine we are keeping Ayew who should score 15, but we need another 30 or more to make sure. With only weeks for the new season to kick off it is vital we identify a goal machine and quickly, surely we all agree on this? i'm not moaning just a little worried the Clock is ticking.



18 Jul 2016 20:50:53
Sure flabby will chip in with one or two goals as he is fully committed to the team at last. Think he realises no other idiots will sign him apart from division one or below.



18 Jul 2016 21:39:36
Is gestede not proven at champ level? In not worried

Gestede
With likes of ayew grealish Sinclair behind.



18 Jul 2016 22:45:09
I've been exactly the same alarm bell should be ringing I wanna go up we are taking far to long when they gona buy when they start getting beat.



18 Jul 2016 23:14:10
We've started at the back, which is where we needed to start.
We'll have someone in soon upfront. I shall stake my reputation on it (my reputation for what, I'm not saying)



18 Jul 2016 23:33:43
Gestede isn't good enough mate unless we play long ball, he had s good season at Blackburn which doubt will be repeated and was nothing short of appauling in the Premiership! Our strike Force was discribed as toothless by the express and star against Telford who are none league, bear in mind Gestede and Sinclair were both involved! Make no mistake we need strikers like the Earth needs the sun absolutely 100%.



18 Jul 2016 23:52:09
Hope you're right Mendax because people seem to be thinking Gestede is our Superman! I can't quite beleive how they have forgotten how bad he was last year! Oh and please please guys don't tell me he will get better in the Championship. One Word "Donkey"



18 Jul 2016 19:53:54
Zhang Linpeng, Chinese right back, they compare him to Ramos, while RDM is in China, maybe someone worth enquiring about? Chelsea were interested in him last summer, maybe to make some money out of it, wouldn't do us no harm either?

UTV.



18 Jul 2016 20:13:14
Ramos is a centre half.



18 Jul 2016 20:13:27
Good player though.



18 Jul 2016 20:46:31
Ramos started at right back, he's a star player in China, Dr Tony wants China to be all Villa, if he's a decent player and there's got to be at least 1 in the population of China, and it make us money to get around FFP, could be a good thing, thinking bigger picture here

UTV.



18 Jul 2016 20:53:27
Dan now you're just being picky lol. He's a bloody defender. I don't care where he plays orif he puts his face in front of the shot as long as he stops ball going in lol.



18 Jul 2016 21:38:16
True paddy.



18 Jul 2016 22:57:07
Define true paddy Danny boy lol.



18 Jul 2016 18:40:33
This isn't a rumour but a suggestion victor Moses on loan with a view to buy if we went up?



18 Jul 2016 19:40:52
He's another 1 of those 'can play anywhere across the front line' players, it's a No9 goal machine we need, he is a good player though

UTV.



18 Jul 2016 20:39:36
I like Moses 84 that's a good shout! We need to sign someone quickly.



18 Jul 2016 20:55:03
Should sign my mate Carl. Good looking sod scores week in week out with the ladies :-D.



18 Jul 2016 21:21:15
I feel his pain lol 😘

UTV.



18 Jul 2016 15:05:45
striker needed urgently please Doctor - do not leave it too late.



18 Jul 2016 20:42:10
Agree with you Mort - i can't quite understand what is going on!? Striker asap Dr X!



18 Jul 2016 13:44:47
Unfortunately I think it will be a very busy 48hours for us at the end of the window. there's a surplus of players that premier league teams from the lower echelons of the league and around Europe as well that will haggle on price/ wages for the riff raff currently in the squad. So as incomings go I expect around 3 or 4 more players, a couple of midfielders, a striker and another right back.



18 Jul 2016 13:13:20
Ive just been thinking the squad we are building is for the championship so that's ok. When we come bck up rdm is going to have to build a second squad for the prem .



18 Jul 2016 15:30:18
Not a new team for prem but a few more signings needed, a lot of our good youth players will be good enough for the prem in the next few years.



18 Jul 2016 10:35:28
Slimani linked with us? Very flattering but can't see him joining us over Everton or Napoli. What a statement that would be, maybe a big name striker will come in by the start of the next season with the budget at 30-40 million.



17 Jul 2016 23:56:02
I see Mr Know it all ( what he calls his self ) , is starting to rub a few people up the wrong way . A word to the wise, stop the continual moaning and don't ever, try and tell the people on a villa fan site that you are No 1 fan, because you are on a looser . Everybody on here, loves the club as much as much as you . So start thinking before you put it in writing, if you don't behave Flackie won't invite you to the free beer he's buying at the meet up . Nice one Flackie . villa forever.



{Ed041's Note - try to remember it's opinions lads. Keep ot civil.

18 Jul 2016 07:13:57
😳

Err.



{Ed001's Note - it's ok Flackie, no one here ever behaves....}

18 Jul 2016 20:57:31
I'm always quite pleasant :-)



18 Jul 2016 20:58:47
As villas number 1 fan I think it's important to be pleasant to the lesser fans. Don't you agree me know it all. ;-b.