Aston Villa Banter Archive May 03 2016

 

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03 May 2016 07:13:37
All we can hope is that the next manager of watford sees deeney for being an ex-blue nose and treats him accordingly with the utmost disdain, we all need a silver lining in these dark days.



04 May 2016 19:35:42
Why would the next manager of Watford care?



04 May 2016 20:25:27
I know he wouldn't, just clutching at straws, that's what all this does to me, i either stamp me little feet on here, or talk to the mrs. 's, hobsons choice really! i just hope its all sorted out asap, its got so bad i found myself asking how her day had gone, and actually listened! geez, its killing me!



{Ed001's Note - so how did her day go?}

05 May 2016 01:43:45
Fair play Ed001,i did listen (kind of) but i'll be damned if i can remember, maybe that's why she gave me one of those withering looks and went round her sisters (mony old c**) oh well, back to what really matters, do dogs from other countries speak a foreign language to english dogs, or do they have a universal language (or an accent? ), this is the big question Ed, heard it on talksport the other night and we can't seem to come to a definitive answer, even after the brandy has somehow disappeared!



{Ed001's Note - well, as dogs clearly do not understand English when their owners speak to them in a different language, surely the answer is obvious? Seriously speaking, it has been shown that most animals studied that come from different areas struggle to understand each other properly, so there is probably at the very least accent issues.}

05 May 2016 08:19:22
Blimey Ed001,how'd you know that, your gran wasn't barbara woodhouse was she? we'll have to start calling you the dalia lama of mad facts if you keep this up! now, if you could just give me the numbers for this weeks euro lottery i'll send you a post card if i win!



{Ed001's Note - I read a lot, and useless stuff sticks in my head for some reason. The numbers are: 95, 108, 13, 759, 999, 666 and 25. There you go, can't say I am not helpful!}

05 May 2016 14:17:48
I can feel the sunshine on my face on the carribean island i'm going to buy myself off dickie branson already, you sir are a legend! wait a minute, whys the mrs putting her suitcases in the back of the milkman's float, and now me ginger headed son is getting on board the float, and how come, the milkman "red"as he's known is saying something about "after all these years of tip toeing about. ", i'm all confused, oh well, i'm sure there's a logical explanation, now then, i wonder what time matlock starts? .