Aston Villa Banter Archive October 28 2015

 

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28 Oct 2015 23:08:33
On coach with the addies lot enroute back to brum after travelling 8 bloody hours to watch that worthless piece of trash as long as I've got a hole in my arris gabby is not a footballer he's more like a chicken that's had his head and legs cut off and his torso has been sent too KFC who refused it as it's past its sell by date oh well on the plus note this carling is going down rather nicely TTFN.

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28 Oct 2015 23:06:31
I seen a stat on tv saying villa players cover the least amount of ground in two divisions so the team isn't even working there socks off to put it right all the teams are getting time an space because we simply can't be bothard to go to the man! Facts are leicester stayed up last year because they wanted it all the players wanted it ask yourselfs the question do villa players want it the league an stats would say different! Now yes its lerners fault an sherwoods fault but there only partly to blame why is nobody blaming the players? Brad guzan as cost us game after game Crystal Palace chelsea swansea man city last season why is there no banners for him out? Gabby agbonlahor Mr Aston Villa where is he why ent he helping? We are a mess but for me players have to take responsibility it's pathetic how they can only play for 1 half! Agree dis agree with me stats and league don't lie! Where gill where 75k a week adam troure.

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29 Oct 2015 06:07:32
The stats you refer to make absolute sense! I remember leaving the ground against WBA seething that we were always second to the ball, so slow to react especially to the loose ball. All over the season there has been a lack of closing down and as a struggling side lacking confidence and so skill then what is there left to do! The good villa sides of the past playing top teams would always chase, get at em and not allow sides to settle. Stat is disgraceful but probably reflective of some of the European main land style and how far off our new players are to adjusting to English and PL football! Great post as really gets to the root of our problem! UTV.

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28 Oct 2015 22:09:09
Seen the goals! Oh dear, looked all too easy again with very poor defense, too much time and space for both goals!

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28 Oct 2015 22:02:23
Pants absolute pants how long is learner and his cronies going to drag this out either go n get garde and his staff or look elsewhere and please not pearson or dych i'd sooner have hasslebank than either of them but for god sake get it sorted we are becoming a laughing stock, has someone explained to westwood the object is to get the ball between the two white uprights and not over the roof? passing was diabolical can't keep hold of the ball and lost it everytime they challenged for the ball and guzan is not the keeper of old time for a change, was going to say give him to a championship club but we would end up with him back as we are looking like a championship club!

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28 Oct 2015 21:52:30
Just finished watching us crash out the cup and it seems obvious after watching Sinclair lead the line we are in serious need of a striker. Gustede can be good with his physicality however he is just not technically good enough, Ayew shows signs of greatness playing in behind a striker or on the wing and Gabby seems to be past it in all areas. I know a manager is the main focus at the minute an January is a long time away but first thing I'd be doing is looking into Austin, Remy, Bony, Welbeck, Long, Rolan and maybe other foreign options, soon may seem unrealistic an will obviously be loaned where as others brought, however we are desperate an should look everywhere.

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28 Oct 2015 21:21:40
What a pathetic team we have turned into, can't honesty see how we are going to pull this round this time.

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28 Oct 2015 21:38:49
Thats as i said it pathetic,

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28 Oct 2015 19:56:37
Just a point regarding this debacle about our manager saga!! (Or soap opera!!)

If we have seriously made me grande as our number 1 target, as the only genuine person that they want.

Why are we not prepared to get him his back room staff??
If a manager is in a job, you pay compensation, we have laid so much out in recent years in compensation, to get the team he works best in surely is a given!?

Why offer him a job, and then tie one hand behind his back?

(What you say mendax?! X)

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28 Oct 2015 21:05:00
Whatever you say Flackie.

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28 Oct 2015 21:06:07
I agree, however it remains to be known for sure whether this is down to money, or as reported in a few places more a case of Lyon playing hard ball and dismising even Villas approach and Villas apparent reluctance to hire another fitness coach. For me though this should be something Villa simply CHANGE their stance about very quickly, even if it means sacking one of the others, let Garde bring HIS own men in, especially Duverne, he's been at Villa before so he will be key to assisting Garde in settling in etc.

The question I have though is would Duverne even want to come back to Villa? We are in a worse state now than when he was last here and if you remember there was that big bust him between him, Richard Dunne and James Collins, I know both players left a while ago, but these things often leave a bad taste.

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28 Oct 2015 21:34:20
Money talks!
If we want him, and he wants them as his assistants, Lyon wouldn't stop, if we agreed to pay.
As regards to any other probs before. All in the past.

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28 Oct 2015 12:08:33
I reckon mendax and flackie ar lovers or at least have a massive crush on each other. Get a room 😘😘😘.

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{Ed007's Note - No need for the jealousy though - did you have your eye on one of them? It's never easy getting your hearbroken but you'll get over it, there's plenty more fish in the sea and all that.}

28 Oct 2015 13:48:21
Hello sailor!

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{Ed007's Note - Don't tease him or be leading him on, Flacks, he might just be a young lad and we all know how an unrequited love can scar the heart for years. Mines was Miss Clark, a raven haired, olive skinned ray of beauty who arrived in my life at 14 like a spear through my heart. I can still picture her today, a cleavage you could have camped an army troop in with lovely chunky hips and, ass and dressed in such a way that a teacher probably wouldn't get away with the clothes today.
See all they crazy stories about a teacher seducing a young lad to help her bump off her hubby, that could have been me if she had asked!}

28 Oct 2015 15:49:10
Confession is good for the soul ed!

Think that one should go to readers wife's though!! Haha

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{Ed007's Note - Probably one to keep quiet from the real wife though.}

28 Oct 2015 17:33:58
Ed that discription could have been my misses 45 years ago! She still has that same shape though it's just in different places! Lol. ( no need to tell her Flackie)

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{Ed007's Note - I bet she's still a fine looking woman though!*

*And any pictures anyone cares to send in will be kept in my private collection.

28 Oct 2015 17:36:09
Steady on chaps. We have a football club to be depressed about here.

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28 Oct 2015 18:17:11
Sorry lover!

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28 Oct 2015 19:16:53
Ha ha ha.

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28 Oct 2015 21:22:00
You want to swap seats Mendax so you can be closer to him?

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28 Oct 2015 08:39:29
After my usual scouring of the tinternet and papers hopeing for some kind of good news that maybe we are very close to appointing our latest saviour but alas nothing has changed still the same old rumoures with the added of mr souness now sticking his oar in saying we should give the job to nigel pearson, harry redknapp has also said to give it to a young up and coming championship manager? realy.! garde is still the one they want but as we all know won't move without his own backroom staff if he persists in his decision on his staff it seems villa will be going after christophe galtier, and on tonights game i read kozak may get a shout hmmmm. play well my friends vtid!

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28 Oct 2015 00:26:36
Haven't been on for a couple of days, so thought I'd catch up on the posts . Some good ones on there, especially about Mr I am now in chargeFox deserving a lot of criticism. read an article earlier saying Fox not wanting one of Gardes back room staff because he's another fitness coach . Also iv noticed villa1980, been on again . I think he is going for the World record amount of disagrees. Iv never seen anybody wind so many people up in all my life (other than Robby Savage )

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28 Oct 2015 08:06:28
Well said mate!
Can't believe you almost quoted from malju though, although I kind of agree with what he said, to have someone repost his comments is very frustrating, not only is he my father, I work with him, and sit next to him in the holte, he won't let it go that you did this!! Going to do my head in more than ever!
Very frustrating!! Haha!

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