Aston Villa Banter Archive April 08 2016

 

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08 Apr 2016 18:34:02
Better sit down boys and girls, i have some very bad and so so sad news to share with you, it is with great sadness news comes across all media outlets our superstar striker gabby has the flu flu, and has excused himself from training today, the doctor confirmed he has a temperature and said obviously gabby should rest and recuperate, long hard season and all that, nice to see him putting the clubs' best interest first, seriously, stay away you stumble bmu, we don't want you here, you've ponced enough of a living for at least a couple of years, maybe that shisha pipe caused your flu flu, and after you being big and brave travelling on a plane plane what with your vertigo, poor little lamb, why don't you jog on and join the graveyard of ex- villa strikers, go on, sling your hook to derby, you deserve each other., and another thing nice to see adama traore saying he will give his all for the remaining games of the season, he can shove it too, all he wants is to put himself in the shop window, get his pay rise after playing a certain number of games so he can command more from whoever he goes too, let him rot, i remember when players still carried on through the pain for the club, nowadays their all doing a"Sturridge", apart from that i hope everyone's had a relaxing day, peace!



08 Apr 2016 18:42:52
Don't sit on the fence, speak your mind come on?! Totally agree, every announcement gets more and more unbelievable! Can't wait to see the back of nearly every one of them! Get the loan players back play the youth and ship this lot into the researves. Interesting that Leicester back room staff have not signed there new contracts so perhaps will be Pearson to sort out this shower of players! VTID.



08 Apr 2016 19:06:49
Bang on NickB6,youth and some journeyman pros, only way to go, and i'm praying like a gooden that if its begrudgingly pearson, the silver lining like you said is that the backroom staff come along too, one thing though, i'm laughing so hard my syrup almost fell off, i'm getting excited about leicester city staff bring gracious enough to "come"to our club, who would have thought! i think i need to go for lie down in my padded cell again, and start talking to the voices, at this rate, the reality at the moment is too much for me, . elvis, is that you? .



08 Apr 2016 19:50:12
I really hope we can come up with a really great last home game gimmick or fancy dress? I can't for one minute imagine there will be a player WAGs and kids end of season lap of honour/ parade. What has happened to man of the match annoncements too?! I think we should all turn up i as near to full villa kit and sing all match "If that lot play for Villa SO DO I!



08 Apr 2016 20:46:08
If they do a lap, can we bring our rotten veg?



08 Apr 2016 21:04:44
Most of them have been in fancy dress for the entire season
. We call it the team strip but the players think they are window dressing for their future, not ours.
Unbelievable selfish bast. s, the lot of them.



08 Apr 2016 21:13:40
Not sure Gabby would make a whole lap, may need treatment half way round! Wouldn't waste good or even rotten veg on this lot!



08 Apr 2016 21:33:15
Lets just hope he recovers in time from his flu flu, i have a sneaking suspicion he might get an injury a week or two before the last game and all of a sudden need physio in a far flung country that may double as a holiday destination. but surely that wouldn't happen, the team leader and our inspiration on the field going all lilly-livered, what am i thinking of, surely not?