Aston Villa Banter Archive June 07 2016

 

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07 Jun 2016 20:48:35
Anyone interested in joining in the Euro '16 correct score comp, the group game fixtures are now up on

Euro 16 Competition

simply log in as usual - scores have to be in by midnight thursday and the comp will be updated on 22nd June after the group games have finished leaving 2 days for you to put your next scores in.

Good luck everyone



07 Jun 2016 23:38:28
Cheers ed, all done.



{Ed007's Note - Good luck mate.}

08 Jun 2016 00:06:33
Think looking at them, I'll need it! Lol.



{Ed007's Note - The prize is well worth it - a VIP weekend pass to one of Ed003's swingers gatherings where the guests of honour are The Krankies and ex-Forest manager Billy Davies.}

08 Jun 2016 02:32:20
I thought Jimmy Krankie was too busy running the Scottish National Party nowadays?



{Ed001's Note - he always has time for one of Ed003's parties.....}

08 Jun 2016 15:23:27
All done. Can't wait for my night in with 'Wee' Jimmy and the rest of the SNP cross-dressers in skool uniform. I'm sure Angus Young from AC/ DC will be up for it. I bet it'll be fandabedozee😀.



08 Jun 2016 16:54:02
Sorry - just realised I replied to my own posts (twice) : ( c'mon Flackie - give me the s**t I deserve.



{Ed007's Note - School uniforms - i think you're worth the watching!}

08 Jun 2016 18:08:50
Lots of people answer there own posts on here!
At least you didn't change your name to do so!

Can you remember the French and Saunders Krankies gag?!
Haha when they did the scene from silence of the lambs?!
Psis funny!



08 Jun 2016 19:06:37
all done roll on friday.



08 Jun 2016 19:32:19
The big announcement.



08 Jun 2016 19:32:39
Really good news to follow.



08 Jun 2016 19:32:50
Bad news to follow.



08 Jun 2016 19:33:10
Average made up news to follow.



08 Jun 2016 19:33:24
Stuff I read in paper to follow.



08 Jun 2016 19:34:14
I bet one of these is right!
👏 Well done the King.



08 Jun 2016 20:03:58
I'm on about my euro 16 scores flackie. you seem to be getting excited there mate lol. takeover will be mid next week Tuesday or Wednesday. as for big announcement all in good time bud. it will be worth the wait.



07 Jun 2016 18:58:59
Hello people they call me scratchings and crisps pleased to meet you all. Strange name i know but let's just say i have eaten my share of scratchings and crisps over the years so i guess i'm carrying a few extra pounds, hey but i'm also at an age where i no longer need to worry about what the young girls think of me and i would rather be pulling a pint than pulling some of the girls of today lol.

Any way i am what i am so i get on with life, been a villa fan all my life but don't get to go to matches now but i still follow the lads, anyway iv'e been watching developments concerning this takeover and to be honest i don't know if i should be happy or not, i will just be glad when it is sorted one way or another and i feel a lot happier when the new season starts because at least we should all know by then where we are heading.

It's been interesting reading all of the posts, some negative some positive and some just kingvilla lol sorry mate thought i would give you a mention you seem to be the talk of this site and i must admit i do enjoy your posts. Anyway hope this takeover is done soon and hope we all get a team to be proud of so up the Villa down the beer and mine is a lager and bag of scratchings please.



{Ed033's Note - Pleased to meet you Time Traveller and The Brain.

Can you please stick to using 1 username please.

07 Jun 2016 20:25:40
Lmao another Worzel gummidge.



07 Jun 2016 21:20:02
Jesus! Lol.



07 Jun 2016 23:38:49
I'm confused!
Why?



08 Jun 2016 05:54:19
Because sometimes, being 1 person is never enough.



08 Jun 2016 07:11:06
Oh I see, thanks classof82 for explaining! 😜.



08 Jun 2016 07:51:17
Can someone give us all a list of who's who and who is someone else too?

UTV.



08 Jun 2016 09:11:17
I agree!



08 Jun 2016 09:20:41
Just for the record i was classof82 but decided to delete my account name for a period of reflection, recharge the batteries (and more importantly, kingy found something out and is going to open the pandora's box by saturday i reckon), and i didn't want any association with any more doom and gloom (yes a true coward, we rule the world you know! ) hence deleting account, but then time traveller, oh no, i mean the brain, oh no, doh, i mean scratchings and crisps decided to start quoting chapter and verse from appendix 3 blah blah blah, i thought i'm out of my league here with 'stato-the brain'on the case but thought i'd reply while my one remaining brain cell was still half working, so i thought i'd sign up again but didn't know if i could us classof82 again, so 'Really' emerged, i did however, declare straight from the off, (by the way laughed my kebab all down my front with villadaz's worzel comment-i doff my cap sir in recognition there) i don't get the math with being multi-named but whatever floats your boat, but holly krypton factor, the main man kingy was on to time traveller like the true professional he is, making me superfluous to requirements (as the mrs. ' says! ) so i'm off back into my box for a bit of r&r (and the euro's), and will be checking the site every day for banter and ribbing (hour really, you know how it is) for the latest gossip and good news, gentlemen good luck with multiple alias's and fingers crossed for some quality buys! ( i reckon i'll be back in a week! ) UTV VTID-Be lucky boys!



08 Jun 2016 10:14:13
Oh really!



08 Jun 2016 12:21:38
You did declare from the off mate! I was only taking the psis!
But that's a great quality reply!

Having been wrongly accused on here of having numerous accounts, I find it laughable that some try, and get away with it!
I don't see what it gives you? Just to have some one agree, or laugh at things they write?

I agree that if it is poss, the eds just give details on here of all double posters!



07 Jun 2016 18:58:38
Been reading these posts for a long time and time to speak. Is King villa really in the know? Seems to have some success but throws a lot out there so bound to get some correct predictions, hope he is as he is now my goto for rumours and your posts decide if I sleep soundly or not. Got a feeling Mendax is John Lennon incarnate, such wisdom and pens fine responses.

To the Villa, new managers have players they trust for a certain system and if Dorrens is one such then he gets my vote of confidence, no longer premier league so can't feed from the top table and as I'm not a football coach (unless it's after a few pints on a Saturday night ) then I trust RDM's judgement. Hope I never have to see Lescott, Bacuna, Gabby, Richards and many more in my beloved claret and blue again. Hope Gardner finally gets a chance to shine along with new signings and we are soon back were we belong, challenging not merely making up the numbers. Peace and love to all my fellow Villains and watch out for the zombies - there out there people.



07 Jun 2016 20:08:06
Ha ha ha. and I bloody hate the Beatles. But thanks for the compliment anyway.



07 Jun 2016 20:19:26
Hi Red neck and welcome.
Good post and have to agree.



07 Jun 2016 23:41:22
Hello mate, and great post.
Not sure of the Lennon link though! More George formby! Haha.



08 Jun 2016 17:36:45
Ha ha ha, behave yourself Flackie.



08 Jun 2016 17:47:23
I'm just waiting for 'Lennon' Mendax to come up with one of his classic compositions. How about starting with " Imagine there's no Flackie. It's easy if you try . " and just go from there .



08 Jun 2016 21:27:20
kingvilla is kingvilla. in the know sometimes. talk bs sometimes pull a few chains most of the time. all good fun though hey.



07 Jun 2016 11:58:59
to any noses that may be on here and like to trash talk our takeover and new owner. I see you also are close to a takeover to Chinese. Mr shue and Mr kok. guess what noses you can't find nothing on them or there little group they are buying you under. they have said though they will spend up to 10 mil for new talent and promis not to sell club for at least 2 years. God they sound real promising guys. good luck to you and all that pmsl.



07 Jun 2016 16:27:28
theres a lot of them sniffing around.



07 jun 2016 09:47:39
the internet is full of scare mongers if you dig hard enough you will find stuff that will scare you about anythink i don't know how everybody knows who is on our board when officially so far only heard rdm an his coaching staff been anounced xia hasn't even had the heads up yet so how do people know whos on our board when nothink as been anounced you are all looking for problems that aren't there know1 is trying to rip us off we aren't in the prem anymore we don't have that kind of cash. now look i know its been a tough few years but could it just be aston villa are on the up?



07 Jun 2016 06:38:55
So with Kevin Bond also named as Coach, what will be the split of responsibilities between him and Steve Clarke?



07 Jun 2016 13:38:18
I think that they would share the coaching mate.
I am not sure how true it is, but a friend of mine who is a Chelsea fan, said that rdm is old school, leaves coaching to his staff, and manages from a far.
So I guess if a 'rank' structure,
Rdm
Clarke
Bond.
But it's an uneducated guess! Lol.



07 Jun 2016 15:19:00
That's good enough for me Flackie, after all I am fairly uneducated ;)



07 Jun 2016 16:23:44
I guessed that! Lol 😳.



07 Jun 2016 21:51:19
I've a masters degree Flackie, but still agree with ya completely mate. Lol.



07 Jun 2016 01:53:56
Oh yeah, just a side issue, the prem have been looking at our takeover for how many weeks now? yet swansea's is signed off in nine days (apologies if date times wrong), its amazing how quick things move when things are transparent eh? and by the way, sent a message to kingy about the moody new info in regard to alan hitchins, he hasn't come back yet, perhaps you'll believe him more than me, which is fair enough!



07 Jun 2016 02:52:09
no idea who he is. never herd of the bloke before he's popped up on this deal. I've herd some bad news is on the way in the coming week though!



07 Jun 2016 03:40:03
Thanks for getting back kingy, this alan hitchins and chris samuelson seem to be melting into the background a bit lively, as for the bad news, i for one will not be making any more comments on here you'll all be glad to hear, because funnily enough i'm gutted to see what's happening to the club i love, and i don't want to be involved with the recriminations, kingy, you got the info from your sources, and the gang on here hold you in high esteem (well, higher than me-which isn't too difficult! ) so, i sir, shall bow out and allow you centre stage to say what you will when the time is right.



07 Jun 2016 08:19:25
There's more scare mongering on here than the EU referendum!

If those directors are as dodgey as people think, the leagues will say we'll authorise the deal, but you cannot have xxx as director, find someone else. Directors will not a be a strong enough reason for the leagues to stop the takeover. They can easily be replaced, as we saw this season.

The only reason for the leagues stopping the deal is because the Doc is suspect and nobody has been able to find anything, so that looks unlikely at this stage. Unless a big scandal appears about the doc in the next few days, the deal should be completed and we'll be on our way. UTV.



07 Jun 2016 08:37:44
spot on curly1874.