Aston Villa Banter Archive January 06 2016

 

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06 Jan 2016 18:48:05
Just heard off a friend of mine we are about to sign Swan Vesta if this is true I'm sure he will light up Villa park and would create a bit of a spark down B6.



06 Jan 2016 19:05:09
Bet he will play rest of season in reserves, till he gets used to the pace, would be more of a safety match for him



06 Jan 2016 20:00:18
Hell of a striker though.



06 Jan 2016 20:13:58
Better out the box though!



06 Jan 2016 20:28:37
Is he the red headed one? I'd prefer him to be lighter but he runs out if gas too easily!



06 Jan 2016 21:43:20
Only plays certain games, don`t want to burn him out.



07 Jan 2016 07:43:39
Always thinking outside the box but if in the box with other strikers could be deadly.



07 Jan 2016 16:51:51
Could be the spark we are looking for to ignite our season.



07 Jan 2016 18:26:28
These jokes are flaming awful!



07 Jan 2016 20:58:46
Lighten up Dan ;)



07 Jan 2016 22:03:58
You all got it wrong. Villa signing Bryant and may.



07 Jan 2016 22:18:56
Some of the best stuff on here for ages. Thank goodness we still have a sense if humour. Most of em are old but great. Well done guys.



07 Jan 2016 23:21:36
A bit like most of the posters!



08 Jan 2016 18:51:15
Let's have more like this and havevavrest from the woes of Lerner.



09 Jan 2016 08:21:34
Apparently the possibility of signing swan vesta has burnt out after he failed a medical. Sources say he just could not stop smoking. The villa fans are left fun in an I'm sure at the next MATCH he will get a lot of STICK.



09 Jan 2016 23:33:36
Killed it!



06 Jan 2016 11:42:30
call me impatient but i really think we need to get our butts in gear with signing players.

its going to get to the point where we miss all the players we need and can do the job so we end up buying league 1 players or loaning in past it players or getting free tranfers of players that couldn't even get in a championship team.



06 Jan 2016 16:11:36
Let's get real.
Lerners way of funding managers is to give them £5m + self funding From sales.

We now have this d. head Krulak telling the team that they take a lesson from the marines. What the f. Is he about?
Lerner and Krulak have lost the plot totally and merely offer words of no substance.

Lerners favourite item is money and he will not part with it in sufficient quantity to support his managers.
Don't hold your breath, Lerner doesn't give a sh. t about AVFC, the club, the players, the staff and us the die hards, the most resilient supporters in the land.
LERNER JUST GO AS FAR AS IS HUMANLY POSSIBLE AND DO IT NOW.



09 Jan 2016 11:15:00
I'm hoping that we have identified targets and already started negotiations; so that we bring players in as soon as high earning flops are moved on. Freeing up wages and slots in the 25 man squad. I can't see us signing anyone until space is made as we already have Senderos getting paid for doing nothing.



06 Jan 2016 08:58:42
Aston Villa will beat the drop if they fight like the US Marines, insists club director and Vietnam veteran General Charles krulak,
what they suppost to do shoot the opposition what a dope.



06 Jan 2016 11:39:31
can you really see any of our players even hitting that target if we tried this tactic too?



07 Jan 2016 18:18:20
Heard we are signing. RAMBO.