Aston Villa Banter Archive March 04 2016

 

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04 Mar 2016 20:35:10
Just to put the cat amongst the pidgeons, we're going to need a no nonsense manager next season who can give it the old "carrot and stick"routine, can attract good players, keep the good ones with the"i have a dream"team yaddah, yaddah, can spot a good up and coming player, can knock some common sense into jack the lad, can instantly gain the respect and trust of the senior players, can work in a budget and preferably has had champions league management experience and success"punching"above his weight, has managed a massive club with great history and tradition, handled the pressure when things went wrong on the pitch, and off the pitch when attacked physically and personally, still got the job done and kept a sense of humour, used to dealing with a yank (maybe canadian, not sure) who'se never there so has the patience of a saint, oh yeah, and doesn't talk about 'heads in sand', grabs players by the neck and talks about being able to"look after himself;don't you worry about that", also remember how nigel had to go to the hospital with"chest pains? "when pressure was building on him?, now if that happens at the foxs, you know you can ramp up that at least four fold at our club, now please don't laugh to hard but me personally, i'd swerve old nigel and instead go for someone i think has all the traits of character we need and then some, that man is neil lennon (now stop the bleedin'laughing, i'm serious! ) your thoughts gentle folk of the b6 .



{Ed025's Note - LMFAO 82, lennon is joke mate, as an outsider i think you may have a decent manager already mate, even SAF, wenger or pep would struggle with what garde was saddled with, he inherited the worst squad the premiership has ever seen (no disrespect) and given bugger all to spend..in fact the lord himself would struggle with what he has to work with mate..sorry..

04 Mar 2016 21:01:03
I just wasted 2 mins of my time reading that.



04 Mar 2016 23:55:28
Jesus Christ Almighty.
No, I don't mean as our next manager; I just mean, Jesus Christ Almighty!



{Ed007's Note - I'm a Celtic fan and can't believe I read that about Lennon!}

05 Mar 2016 00:39:18
Depression, which we are all suffering from, can skew your judgement to be fair to the guy.



{Ed007's Note - Things should never get THAT bad though.}

05 Mar 2016 09:27:30
listen, you think that suggestion was bad, one of the top 2 names in the frame our elders and betters at villa park are looking at is gary rowett, now if they're going to take the p*** why can't I? you got to have a release valve as you see your club go down the pan, alright what about dr. joe venglosh, (spelling? ), and if he's dead we can get mystic meg to channel his spirit! if at the end of the season he decides to leave them, tony pullis I'd say would get us up in 1 season for sure, and by thw way another name high on the list at villa park is steve bruce, looks like it's steady eddy time for the next few years.



05 Mar 2016 09:39:54
I'm loosing the will to live here.



05 Mar 2016 10:55:34
Somebody make him stop.



05 Mar 2016 11:39:30
Nee nar nee nar nee nar the men in the white coats are here.



05 Mar 2016 12:57:45
The voices, they're everywhere.



05 Mar 2016 19:50:18
I thought you were going to say Redknap at the end of all that looool!



04 Mar 2016 19:27:51
Just a quick one does mike12345 go to any matches does anyone know?



04 Mar 2016 20:21:36
Why??



04 Mar 2016 21:03:04
Because every post he puts on here he mentions and I quote" As you all know I go home and away" Mike fella we get the message.



05 Mar 2016 00:51:53
Ahhh I see!



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