Aston Villa Banter Archive June 01 2016

 

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01 Jun 2016 23:56:18
Witton Wisdom i doff my hat in recognition of your prowese in lyric writing, letting the opposition know we pay for the best, and yet relay in the song, get it wrong, and down the road you'll be! the music defo got to be from the cornetto advert, seeing as the lyrics have a subtle undertone, you don't pur chance have scillian ancestry? its just that i don't fancy a horses'head beside me when i wake up if i by chance disagree with you!



02 Jun 2016 11:20:22
Nah - I just specialise in making up incomprehensible nonsense aimed to confuse - that's why I work in IT Support ;)



02 Jun 2016 12:29:09
Totally agree Witton!



02 Jun 2016 06:22:22
Your totally over my head mate!



02 Jun 2016 14:40:51
Now there's a back-handed compliment if ever i heard one.



01 Jun 2016 23:16:27
Had a lovely fun packed Sunday watching Kasabian at the garden shed in Leicester. Great gig but there was only one song I heard that I couldn't recall from the bands back catalogue. The locals singing "we're all going on a European Tour" to the tune of yellow submarine. Can anybody help me out with this one?



02 Jun 2016 07:02:47
Not me!



02 Jun 2016 00:55:49
Leicester people, simple ways, it must be nice to be living in their crazy world of rock n roll (not), let them enjoy themselves licking the trees and windows, bless!



02 Jun 2016 18:51:27
When we got through the turnstile we couldn't resist a couple of verses of "my garden shed. " Bless em they hadn't a clue.



01 Jun 2016 20:27:02
This will not do, what is going on, so now dr. tony has passed the tests and its going to happen, i'm sorry this will not do, where is the drama, the twists and turns, this is the villa way, nice and easy does it.
ONLY joking, thank the maker it's coming to an end! yes.



01 Jun 2016 18:31:45
Isnt funny what a newspaper can do yet again people showed why we are ment to be fickle fans. Papers tells a silly lie everybody goes mad an starts slating xia for having no money. But wait it gets better then bbc report its rubbish an the deals fine and now villa fans jump back on board saying we are going up and europe here we come.



01 Jun 2016 19:07:29
Hahaha!
I'm waiting for my fathers phone call to tell me he's a fraud!
As it must be true, as its in his 'bible! '



01 Jun 2016 20:11:47
'haven't slated him here just wanted what ever was to be to hurry up so we can get back on track get things sorted get rid of the rubbish and start to stamp our authority on the championship and to show em were just passing through on our way to europe, but yea you are right there will be doubters you get them in all walks of life just like brexit you get told loads of crap by the papers and people believe it etc but that's life, me i believe england to win the euro's britain to blitz the eu and my beloved villa to be back in the prem 2017

VTID.



01 Jun 2016 17:42:27
According to Sky it will all be over in 48 hours.
Owner, directors and manager should all be approved and appointed.
Is this it?
Everything going forward and a good outlook.



01 Jun 2016 09:18:44
The thing about singing the praises of a new potential owner before its been ratified is that when you make statements about opposition falling down and us lording it over them, you normally find when you dig a whole for someone else, you fall in yourself, so how about showing a bit of common sense, engaging your "brain" and not get too trappy because if it goes sideways or pete tong (to coin a phrase) you don't half have a lot of humble pie to stuff down your neck, show a little bit of humility, give it a go, it doesn't cost anything, shows a bit of class too.



01 Jun 2016 17:08:30
Aimed at anyone special?



01 Jun 2016 17:17:02
don't worry flackie don't think he had taken his medicine.



01 Jun 2016 17:19:09
Everyone, me included.



01 Jun 2016 19:09:57
Then, I agree!
However, to totally slag someone off, say they are not worthy and all they say is untrue, regarding wealth, investors and investment, to say there is a hidden agenda, and that all will fall to their knees and fail is just as wrong!



01 Jun 2016 23:47:06
I quiet agree old chap, these doubting thomas's make me despair, i've always known dr. xia was the best thing since sliced bread, and woh betide anyone who disagrees!



01 Jun 2016 07:22:03
So rdm is our new manager, we're going to need a songsmith to sort a tune out, and on an upbeat note let's hope we can use rdm's goodwill at chelski to nab a few young diamonds, we both benefit, this might, just might be the start of some good things coming our way, now, about dr. xia's idea about getting extra revenue by ground sharing with the blue noses . alright, alright, it was just a thought! you lot are proper mardy!



01 Jun 2016 17:01:25
Apparently, Di Matteo lives in Leamington, so anyone who reports seeing him in a Warwickshire pub can probably rest assured it’s not an indication of furtive meetings ahead of his imminent appointment at VP, but is simply him having a pint in his local .

Meanwhile, in response to Classof82's request, if he does land the job, how about this as a simple welcoming song from the terraces:

Roberto Di Matteo
He earns a lot of pay-o
So he’d better get us promoted or
He’ll be on his way-o.



01 Jun 2016 17:18:09
wisdom I like that lol.



01 Jun 2016 17:47:59
He still has a house in Leamington. but he hasn't lived in it for quite a while now. Kids haven't been in school in Leamington for a couple of years either.

However. did spot Mrs DM at the house last weekend.



01 Jun 2016 19:12:18
Are you stalking her Bob? It doesn't make sense to me that di matteo will take the job if there is any indication the good doctor is not going to be approved for the takeover. Let's all just take a deep breath and wait patiently for the good time's to return and ignore anything said in the daily mail!



01 Jun 2016 20:55:51
No stalking. next street, can see his back windows! No one home tonight by the look of it!

Totally agree with you re ignoring anything the Daily Fail prints. Season ticket renewed. whatever the rollercoaster ride I'm sure we'll have some fun along the way.



01 Jun 2016 22:27:01
Let's hope so Bob, god knows we've waited long enough. UTV.



01 Jun 2016 15:51:00
1 thing I don't understand is all other teams sales go smooth no hitch and no stories of new owner being a fraud but ours has more stories than roald dhall so in my eyes there must be something iffy.



01 Jun 2016 16:51:54
Generally when you don't support that team you don't hear much until it's done, but when you do support the team you read everything. You pay attention when it's your team.



01 Jun 2016 15:37:17
Hi lads,

Random question, pre season games at Villa Park - I presume you just buy tickets on the day at the stadium - Sorry if its a silly question, myself and my Boro mate are going to fly over for the game in July. Never been to preseason matches so not sure of best approach - Any advise would be helpful.



01 Jun 2016 14:01:07
{Ed's Note - We have posted a new article entitled, Leicester City Season Review



01 Jun 2016 14:31:50
Is this especially for Flackie ;)



01 Jun 2016 17:07:41
Why oh why oh why oh why.



01 Jun 2016 13:46:01
If it right about D mT, i bet he's chuffed to be on half the wages as flabby Gabby Villa forever.



01 Jun 2016 18:30:54
That's because we're paying by the pound, and he's only half the weight of Flabby.



01 Jun 2016 11:29:18
Anyone else think this talk about tony xia is just bs to sell papers as the club have been quiet recently?

We have just announced our pre season so imo that's come from the new boss rdm?

Tony xia seemed too cock sure about himself and his wealth to come out publicly and then fail the takeover, his reputation in the business would would be tarnished and any self respected business man would think twice before doing such a thing.

I believe we will all be laughing about how we blew everything out of proportion this time next week.



01 Jun 2016 15:11:45
Tony has plenty of money and government backing. all paper bs. must admit it had me worried for about half hour this morning though.



01 Jun 2016 17:35:03
I just hope dr. tony passed his gcse (or 'o' levels in old money) in maths, because he needs to work out to move some more sheckles into the account for the carrots and hay we need to buy for all the donkeys we've got on our books, heard we're looking at our own version of vardy and mahrez up front (apologies to anyone of the clan living in leicester for using the duo named), talks are at a tentative stage but i'm sure we're in with a real chance of signing 'saint and greavsie'



01 Jun 2016 09:24:07
So dr tony has no money I just knew this would happen the whole thing was a farce just to get season tickets sold, so what now no owner no investment no manager I will be phoning the club to ask for a refund on my ticket which I renewed last week no way can I watch villa next season under Lerner and Eric black.



01 Jun 2016 09:48:36
I'm not sure what to think as I've seen documents showing he has money. at the min until anything is confirmed this is just paper bs. I still think this deal is government backed though so if that is against the rules we may be in the rubbish.



01 Jun 2016 10:48:16
Well it won't be Eric black will it, as di matteo will be announced by Friday at the latest, like it's Berenstain this is paper talk they have said there were problems from the beginning, Dr Tony isim for face to face interview this week following him submitting all paperwork needed yesterday. So all we can do is be patient and suffer. Nothing new there.



01 Jun 2016 09:37:43
Don't be so negative (thats my job! ), but your right, it sucks, roberto di matteo is in charge now and hopefully his goodwill at chekski can get us some of their reserve or youth team players, and maybe, mr. ellison might step up to the plate, there might be a silver lining yet (right, enough of the happy clappy speech, its gone a proper pete tong, let's see hollis explain his way out of this, as dr. tony runs off with our loot, bloody typical shambles)



01 Jun 2016 00:47:21
Qwick question petrov turns 37 when the season starts wants to play for aston villa again yes give him a contract no his to old where do people stand?



01 Jun 2016 05:28:42
give him a pay as you play deal.



01 Jun 2016 08:04:22
Don't be soft.
Stan could not hold his place even with our rubbish.
If we bring in fresh players then he will be further down the order.
Good servant, thank you Stan. Come and help in the background.



01 Jun 2016 08:16:40
Guys, come on, the guy is 37 and has just recovered from cancer. He was a fantastic player for Villa and an absolute warrior to get through what he has and still have the desire to play but he should not be getting a playing contract at Villa - Surely there are other areas of the club he can be just as influencial?



01 Jun 2016 01:58:11
Sentimentality aside, no, i don't those blue nose persons besmirching all the great things he's done for us, keep him coaching the youth, that way we know their in safe hands., petrov you're a legend!



01 Jun 2016 04:35:01
I think he is worth a try to help get us promoted providing he is fit enough, I'm not sure where he is in regards to his fitness levels but his dedication and commitment to the cause is unquestionable.