Aston Villa Banter Archive September 19 2016

 

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19 Sep 2016 11:25:26
Theres been some great football chants over the years an some very funny ones i want to hear which ones is is your favourite?



{Ed007's Note - Years ago the Rangers 'keeper Andy Goram was diagnosed with mild schizophrenia and the Celtic fans used to sing at him:

'There's only two Andy Gorams, two Andy Gorams.....'

You probably wouldn't get away with that in today's PC went mad environment but 20 years ago it was a different world and football was actually fun to go and watch.}

19 Sep 2016 13:03:45
Funniest I have ever heard was for Tim Howard from Everton fans!

"Chim chimney chim chimney
Chim Chim sharoo
We've got Tim Howard and he says f**k you! "

Referring to his Tourette's!



19 Sep 2016 19:49:43
Anyone on here old enough to remember
" Where's your wife gone.
Where's your wife gone,
With the milkman! Stanley Bowles
( to the tune of My Darling Clementine) Mid 70s chant to QPRs
Stan Bowles.



19 Sep 2016 21:48:05
Oh I apologise, someone disagrees, apparently that's not the funniest I heard.



19 Sep 2016 23:40:07
I think all is very funny love the gorams 1 aswel tim howard what a nutter ha brill thanx to every1 for the participation. has any 1 heard utd version going up to the spirit in the Sky there gona go on the *iss with georgie best. villa fans have been great this season with songs best fans in the world! UTV on more good an bad news tishbola got sent off tonight he played 85 min against wba in a reserve game. he can play against newcastle but could miss the wolves game after receiving two yellow cards.



20 Sep 2016 08:33:34
I remember singing at Highbury "you only drink when you're driving" at Tony Adams who had just been released from prison.



20 Sep 2016 09:00:46
Haha I had a recollection of this but couldn't remember the song!



20 Sep 2016 11:26:53
The Bobby Zamora series of chants, started (I think) by Fulham fans to the tune of 'Thats Amore'

When the ball hits your head
And you're sat in row Z,
That’s Zamora

When the shot’s a disgrace
And it’s heading for Space,
That’s Zamora

If he miss-hits a curl
Like a 5 year-old girl,
That’s Zamora

And the best chance by far
Ricochets off the bar,
That’s Zamora

When a simple tap-in
Hits the left corner pin,
That’s Zamora

etc etc etc.



{Ed007's Note - That sounds like a rip-off of a Celtic song for Di Canio back in the 90s...

When the ball's in air,
And it's not big Pierre,
It's Di Canio...

When he twists and he turns,
And it's not Tommy Burns,
It's Di Canio

When the balls in the net,
And it's not Jorge Cadette,
It's Di Caniooooooooo...

20 Sep 2016 12:16:16
They are brilliant, although the Zamora one fits better!



20 Sep 2016 13:36:42
The new rudy gestede one is brilliant!



20 Sep 2016 15:52:26
Is it similar to the Zamora one?! Lol.



19 Sep 2016 11:27:22
Mick Quinn. What a plonker.



19 Sep 2016 15:48:55
Horrible little man.